N.L.A.V.
You're no longer a virgin. You're just a meaty mess with a broken zipper.
'You're N. L. A. V. now. You're like a hot dog after a fire.'
'Bro, you're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the school nurse got a raise.'
'You're N. L. A. V. You're the last one to leave the party and the first to blame the pizza.'