N.L.A.V.
You’ve lost your virginity. You’re now a used tissue in a public restroom.
'You're N. L. A. V. Now you're just a used tissue in a public restroom.'
'You're N. L. A. V. You're the reason the toilet paper ran out.'
'You're N. L. A. V. You’re the one who made the nurse say, “I’ve seen worse.”'