nalp

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When a plan turns from good to goddamn chaos or gets so good it feels like magic. It’s not saying the whole thing was backwards, just that it really messed up or really rocked.
My plan to cook dinner turned into a fire drill. NALP.
The plan was to sneak out. Instead, we got caught by the principal. NALP.
I had a plan to get out of math class. Now I’m stuck in the hallway with the principal. NALP.
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When your plan goes from okay to totally f***ed up or gets so good it’s like a miracle. It doesn’t mean everything was backwards, just that it was either a disaster or a godsend.
I planned to do my homework. Now I’m crying in the hallway. NALP.
I planned to get a pizza. Now I have a pizza and a coupon. NALP.
I planned to skip class. Now I’m on the principal’s radar. NALP.
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A plan that either falls apart or becomes the best thing ever. It’s not about everything going backwards, just that it got either super bad or super good.
My plan to eat lunch turned into a food fight. NALP.
I planned to get a good grade. Now I have a good grade and a pizza. NALP.
I planned to sleep through class. Now I’m stuck answering questions. NALP.
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When your plan either becomes a total mess or turns into something awesome. It’s not saying everything was backwards, just that it went either bad or good.
I planned to get out of math. Now I’m stuck in math and the hallway. NALP.
I had a plan to go to the movies. Now I’m stuck with my mom. NALP.
I planned to eat a sandwich. Now I have a sandwich and a coupon. NALP.
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When your plan either crashes and burns or takes off like a rocket. It doesn’t mean everything was backwards, just that it either sucked or blew up.
My plan to get out of math was a total disaster. NALP.
I had a plan to eat lunch. Now I’m stuck in a food fight. NALP.
I planned to sneak out. Now I’m stuck in the hallway. NALP.
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