nalp - When your plan either crashes and burns or takes off like a

When your plan either crashes and burns or takes off like a rocket. It doesn’t mean everything was backwards, just that it either sucked or blew up.

My plan to get out of math was a total disaster. NALP.

I had a plan to eat lunch. Now I’m stuck in a food fight. NALP.

I planned to sneak out. Now I’m stuck in the hallway. NALP.