nalp
When a plan turns from good to goddamn chaos or gets so good it feels like magic. It’s not saying the whole thing was backwards, just that it really messed up or really rocked.
My plan to cook dinner turned into a fire drill. NALP.
The plan was to sneak out. Instead, we got caught by the principal. NALP.
I had a plan to get out of math class. Now I’m stuck in the hallway with the principal. NALP.