nalp
When your plan either becomes a total mess or turns into something awesome. It’s not saying everything was backwards, just that it went either bad or good.
I planned to get out of math. Now I’m stuck in math and the hallway. NALP.
I had a plan to go to the movies. Now I’m stuck with my mom. NALP.
I planned to eat a sandwich. Now I have a sandwich and a coupon. NALP.