nallergy

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When someone's nose is running and they're coughing like a donkey, but they still say it's not a cold, it's Nallergies.
"I'm not sick, I've got Nallergies.", said by a guy who ate a whole pizza box.
"Why are you sneezing like a kangaroo?" "Nallergies, bro.", from a kid who drinks soda for breakfast.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by a person who just walked into a chicken coop.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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When you're clearly dying but still say it's not a cold, that's Nallergies. You're just lazy and bad at life.
"I'm not dying, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who just choked on a burrito.
"Why are you wheezing like a steam engine?" "Nallergies.", said by a kid who breathed in glitter.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who lived in a dusty closet for a month.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Nallergies are when you're sick but say it's not a cold, because you're too dumb to know the difference between a cold and a curse.
"I'm not sick, I have Nallergies.", said by a guy who fell into a vat of soup.
"Why are you coughing like a dragon?" "Nallergies.", said by a kid who inhaled a whole bag of chips.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who lived in a sock for three days.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Nallergies are when you’re clearly a mess but still say it's not a cold, you're just pretending to be sick to get out of chores.
"I'm not sick, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who just got hit by a volleyball.
"Why are you wheezing like a pig?" "Nallergies.", said by a kid who inhaled a whole jar of pickles.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who lived in a trash can for a week.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Nallergies are when you're clearly dead but still say it's not a cold, you're just too lazy to die properly.
"I'm not dead, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who just ate a whole cake.
"Why are you sneezing like a rocket?" "Nallergies.", said by a kid who inhaled a whole box of confetti.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who lived in a shoe for two weeks.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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