nallergy
Nallergies are when you're clearly dead but still say it's not a cold, you're just too lazy to die properly.
"I'm not dead, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who just ate a whole cake.
"Why are you sneezing like a rocket?" "Nallergies.", said by a kid who inhaled a whole box of confetti.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who lived in a shoe for two weeks.