nallergy
Nallergies are when you're sick but say it's not a cold, because you're too dumb to know the difference between a cold and a curse.
"I'm not sick, I have Nallergies.", said by a guy who fell into a vat of soup.
"Why are you coughing like a dragon?" "Nallergies.", said by a kid who inhaled a whole bag of chips.
"I don't have a cold, I have Nallergies.", said by someone who lived in a sock for three days.