naked time

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Every Thursday, a bunch of lunatics strip down and sit in a living room like it’s a holy place. We yell about politics and poop while being completely naked. It goes from midnight to 4 AM and it’s the most ridiculous thing ever.
"I came to the cult meeting, and I saw my math teacher wearing nothing but a hat."
I got yelled at for wearing pants during Naked Time.
My mom walked in and screamed, 'What is this madness? I’m not ready for the apocalypse yet!'
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When you’re alone at home and decide to wear nothing because you’re too lazy to put on pants and also too proud to admit you’re a weirdo.
"I was eating cereal naked and my brother walked in. He said, 'You’re like a weirdo version of a breakfast cereal.'"
I wore nothing to bed because I felt like a king.
My dog ran in the room and stared at me like I was a naked king who had lost his crown.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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That time of day when you take off your clothes and just let the world know you’re not wearing anything because you’re too tired to care.
"I walked into the kitchen wearing nothing but my socks. My dad said, 'You look like a sock monster.'"
I took a nap in the middle of the floor with no clothes on.
My mom walked in and said, 'I’m not your personal clothing supervisor.'"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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From midnight to 2 AM, everyone has to be naked whether they’re drunk or not. It’s like a law, and if you don’t follow it, you get yelled at by the naked police.
"The naked police came and told me I had to take off my pajamas."
I drank a whole bottle of soda and still had to be naked.
I tried to sneak in wearing pants, and the naked police caught me."
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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The time when you have to shower after practice, but you’re too excited to care that you’re also naked in the middle of the day.
"I came out of the shower and my coach said, 'You’re like a naked superhero.'"
I walked into the hallway wearing nothing but a towel, and everyone stared.
My friend tried to hide behind a wall, but I saw him and laughed."
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When a bunch of people take off their clothes and hang out, no matter where they live. It’s like a party, but you’re all wearing nothing and it’s the most ridiculous thing ever.
"I was in my friend’s house, and he came out of the shower wearing nothing. I said, 'You look like a naked angel.'"
My cousin came over and we all took off our clothes and just sat there.
My mom walked in and said, 'This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.'"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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The time when you’re the only one in your room and you can be naked without anyone seeing you. It’s like being a naked king with no one to bother you.
"I was eating chips in my pajamas and my roommate walked in. He said, 'You look like a naked chip monster.'"
I took a shower and came out wearing nothing, and my friend said, 'You’re like a naked wizard.'
I was naked in my room and my sister walked in and said, 'You’re like a naked ghost.'"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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