naked time
The time when you’re the only one in your room and you can be naked without anyone seeing you. It’s like being a naked king with no one to bother you.
"I was eating chips in my pajamas and my roommate walked in. He said, 'You look like a naked chip monster.'"
I took a shower and came out wearing nothing, and my friend said, 'You’re like a naked wizard.'
I was naked in my room and my sister walked in and said, 'You’re like a naked ghost.'"