naked time
When you’re alone at home and decide to wear nothing because you’re too lazy to put on pants and also too proud to admit you’re a weirdo.
"I was eating cereal naked and my brother walked in. He said, 'You’re like a weirdo version of a breakfast cereal.'"
I wore nothing to bed because I felt like a king.
My dog ran in the room and stared at me like I was a naked king who had lost his crown.