naked time
From midnight to 2 AM, everyone has to be naked whether they’re drunk or not. It’s like a law, and if you don’t follow it, you get yelled at by the naked police.
"The naked police came and told me I had to take off my pajamas."
I drank a whole bottle of soda and still had to be naked.
I tried to sneak in wearing pants, and the naked police caught me."