naked ranger

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#smelly#warrior#disgusting

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an Army Ranger who hasn’t washed in so long his butt crack and junk smell like a moldy cheese factory exploded in his pants and he’s the only one who still smells like a man.
My buddy saw the Naked Ranger and ran away screaming like he was being chased by a ghost.
The Naked Ranger walked into the cafeteria and made the whole room smell like a fart in a swamp.
I tried to sit next to the Naked Ranger on the bus and my face felt like it was melting.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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a Ranger who smells so bad after months of combat he could make a dog cry and still have the dog beg for mercy.
The Naked Ranger walked into the mess hall and the whole room turned into a sneeze machine.
I asked the Naked Ranger how he survived combat and he said, 'I don’t survive, I stink my way through.'
The Naked Ranger sat next to me and my shirt started sweating on its own.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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a Ranger so dirty and smelly he could make a garbage truck jealous and still have the truck ask for a second opinion.
The Naked Ranger walked into the tent and the whole squad started coughing like they were being attacked by a cloud of death.
I tried to high-five the Naked Ranger and my hand started smelling like a dead mouse.
The Naked Ranger walked by and my lunch turned into a pile of regret.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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