naked ranger
an Army Ranger who hasn’t washed in so long his butt crack and junk smell like a moldy cheese factory exploded in his pants and he’s the only one who still smells like a man.
My buddy saw the Naked Ranger and ran away screaming like he was being chased by a ghost.
The Naked Ranger walked into the cafeteria and made the whole room smell like a fart in a swamp.
I tried to sit next to the Naked Ranger on the bus and my face felt like it was melting.