naked ranger
a Ranger so dirty and smelly he could make a garbage truck jealous and still have the truck ask for a second opinion.
The Naked Ranger walked into the tent and the whole squad started coughing like they were being attacked by a cloud of death.
I tried to high-five the Naked Ranger and my hand started smelling like a dead mouse.
The Naked Ranger walked by and my lunch turned into a pile of regret.