naked ranger
a Ranger who smells so bad after months of combat he could make a dog cry and still have the dog beg for mercy.
The Naked Ranger walked into the mess hall and the whole room turned into a sneeze machine.
I asked the Naked Ranger how he survived combat and he said, 'I don’t survive, I stink my way through.'
The Naked Ranger sat next to me and my shirt started sweating on its own.