Nailscoop

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A smelly chunk of poop that gets stuck under your nail when the toilet paper rips and you’re too lazy to wipe properly.

Man I had a nailscoop so bad I had to take a shower just to forget it existed.

My sister’s nailscoop was so gross I started crying.

That nailscoop was like a mini dump under my fingernail.

The worst kind of poop that gets stuck under your nail when you’re wiping and the toilet paper falls apart like it’s ashamed of itself.

I had a nailscoop so bad I almost called my mom to help me clean it.

That nailscoop was so bad I had to use a toothpick to get it out.

My nailscoop was so bad I got a second opinion from my dog.

A piece of poop that lives under your nail like it’s a tiny apartment and you’re too lazy to clean it.

That nailscoop was so bad I started talking to it like it was my friend.

My nailscoop was so bad I had to wash my hands three times just to get rid of it.

I had a nailscoop so bad I thought I was gonna have to move out of my hand.

A smelly, sticky piece of poop that gets stuck under your nail when you wipe and the toilet paper breaks like it’s trying to sabotage you.

My nailscoop was so bad I had to use a tissue to wipe it out.

That nailscoop was so bad I got a new nickname: 'The Nail Digger.'

I had a nailscoop so bad I started thinking about moving to a different bathroom.

The worst thing that can happen to your nail after a failed wipe that leaves a piece of poop stuck under it like it’s a tiny prison.

I had a nailscoop so bad I had to take a picture of it and send it to my brother.

That nailscoop was so bad I thought I was gonna have to get a new fingernail.

My nailscoop was so bad I almost gave up on wiping altogether.

A piece of poop that lives under your nail and never leaves, like it’s your new roommate and it smells like a dirty sock.

That nailscoop was so bad I had to use a brush to get it out.

I had a nailscoop so bad I started thinking about getting a new hand.

My nailscoop was so bad I got a complaint from my dog.