Nailscoop
A smelly, sticky piece of poop that gets stuck under your nail when you wipe and the toilet paper breaks like it’s trying to sabotage you.
My nailscoop was so bad I had to use a tissue to wipe it out.
That nailscoop was so bad I got a new nickname: 'The Nail Digger.'
I had a nailscoop so bad I started thinking about moving to a different bathroom.