Nailscoop
The worst kind of poop that gets stuck under your nail when you’re wiping and the toilet paper falls apart like it’s ashamed of itself.
I had a nailscoop so bad I almost called my mom to help me clean it.
That nailscoop was so bad I had to use a toothpick to get it out.
My nailscoop was so bad I got a second opinion from my dog.