Nailscoop
The worst thing that can happen to your nail after a failed wipe that leaves a piece of poop stuck under it like it’s a tiny prison.
I had a nailscoop so bad I had to take a picture of it and send it to my brother.
That nailscoop was so bad I thought I was gonna have to get a new fingernail.
My nailscoop was so bad I almost gave up on wiping altogether.