Nagazette

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A person or thing so ugly it makes your eyes bleed and your brain quit.

My cousin's face is a Nagazette. I swear it looks like a toilet clogged with spaghetti.

That new neighbor’s dog is a Nagazette. It smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a trash can.

The pizza I ate last night was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been hit by a truck and then burned.

So bad-looking it could make a ghost cry and a vampire pass out.

My mom’s hair is a Nagazette. It looks like a tangled mess of dead rats.

That guy in the mall is a Nagazette. He looks like he fell into a paint can and forgot to wash it off.

The cake my brother made was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been thrown out of a car and stepped on by a cow.

So ugly it could make your nose grow and your brain explode.

That guy’s beard is a Nagazette. It looks like a raccoon had a bar fight in it.

The outfit my sister wore to the party was a Nagazette. It looked like a clown threw up on a garbage bag.

The soup I got at the diner was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been kicked by a donkey and left in a puddle.

So bad-looking it could scare a lion and make a superhero quit.

My uncle’s face is a Nagazette. It looks like it was hit by a brick and then stepped on by a cow.

That girl’s nails are a Nagazette. They look like they were painted by a mad chicken.

The cake my friend brought to my birthday was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been thrown into a blender and then stepped on by a dinosaur.

So ugly it could make a king blush and a dragon run away.

My neighbor’s cat is a Nagazette. It looks like it had a fight with a piece of pizza and lost.

That guy’s shoes are a Nagazette. They look like they were chewed by a dog and then stepped on by a goat.

The pizza my friend brought was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been dropped in a lake and then hit by a truck.