Nagazette
So bad-looking it could scare a lion and make a superhero quit.
My uncle’s face is a Nagazette. It looks like it was hit by a brick and then stepped on by a cow.
That girl’s nails are a Nagazette. They look like they were painted by a mad chicken.
The cake my friend brought to my birthday was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been thrown into a blender and then stepped on by a dinosaur.