Nagazette
So bad-looking it could make a ghost cry and a vampire pass out.
My mom’s hair is a Nagazette. It looks like a tangled mess of dead rats.
That guy in the mall is a Nagazette. He looks like he fell into a paint can and forgot to wash it off.
The cake my brother made was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been thrown out of a car and stepped on by a cow.
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