Nagazette
So ugly it could make a king blush and a dragon run away.
My neighbor’s cat is a Nagazette. It looks like it had a fight with a piece of pizza and lost.
That guy’s shoes are a Nagazette. They look like they were chewed by a dog and then stepped on by a goat.
The pizza my friend brought was a Nagazette. It looked like it had been dropped in a lake and then hit by a truck.