Nadler Waddle

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This move lets you run away from embarrassment like a coward. It was made famous when Jerry Nadler pooped his pants on TV and waddled away like a fat kid who just got caught eating the last slice of pizza. You stand straight like a stiff, squeeze your butt like it's your last day on Earth, and shuffle sideways like you're trying to hide a dead raccoon in your pants.

I did the Nadler Waddle during my boss’s speech. He didn’t notice, but my coworker laughed so hard he spilled coffee on my laptop.

My dog did the Nadler Waddle when he ate my mom’s favorite shoes. He looked like he was trying to escape a ghost.

I did the Nadler Waddle in front of my crush. He thought I was dancing, but I was just trying to hide my shame.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A way to escape humiliation like a fat man who just got kicked out of a buffet. It started with Jerry Nadler when he pooped his pants on live TV and shuffled off like he was running from a bear. You stand up straight like you’re trying to be a statue, clench your butt like you're holding back a fire, and walk sideways like you're trying to avoid a spotlight.

I did the Nadler Waddle in my math test. My teacher didn’t know what was going on, but my friend did.

My brother did the Nadler Waddle when he tripped into a cake. He looked like a soggy pizza.

I did the Nadler Waddle during my mom’s birthday party. She didn’t notice, but my dad did. He laughed so hard he snorted.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A magical escape from shame. It was created by Jerry Nadler when he pooped his pants on TV and shuffled off like he was running from a giant who just ate his lunch. You stand up straight like a pole, clamp your butt like you're trying to stop a flood, and shuffle sideways like you're trying to avoid being seen.

I did the Nadler Waddle in my science class. My teacher thought I was doing a special dance.

My cat did the Nadler Waddle when he tried to jump on the table and missed. He looked like he was running from a monster.

I did the Nadler Waddle during my dad’s speech. He didn’t know, but my mom did. She laughed so hard she cried.

by Slangipedia 8d ago