Nadler Waddle
A way to escape humiliation like a fat man who just got kicked out of a buffet. It started with Jerry Nadler when he pooped his pants on live TV and shuffled off like he was running from a bear. You stand up straight like you’re trying to be a statue, clench your butt like you're holding back a fire, and walk sideways like you're trying to avoid a spotlight.
I did the Nadler Waddle in my math test. My teacher didn’t know what was going on, but my friend did.
My brother did the Nadler Waddle when he tripped into a cake. He looked like a soggy pizza.
I did the Nadler Waddle during my mom’s birthday party. She didn’t notice, but my dad did. He laughed so hard he snorted.