Nadler Waddle
A magical escape from shame. It was created by Jerry Nadler when he pooped his pants on TV and shuffled off like he was running from a giant who just ate his lunch. You stand up straight like a pole, clamp your butt like you're trying to stop a flood, and shuffle sideways like you're trying to avoid being seen.
I did the Nadler Waddle in my science class. My teacher thought I was doing a special dance.
My cat did the Nadler Waddle when he tried to jump on the table and missed. He looked like he was running from a monster.
I did the Nadler Waddle during my dad’s speech. He didn’t know, but my mom did. She laughed so hard she cried.