Nadler Waddle
This move lets you run away from embarrassment like a coward. It was made famous when Jerry Nadler pooped his pants on TV and waddled away like a fat kid who just got caught eating the last slice of pizza. You stand straight like a stiff, squeeze your butt like it's your last day on Earth, and shuffle sideways like you're trying to hide a dead raccoon in your pants.
I did the Nadler Waddle during my boss’s speech. He didn’t notice, but my coworker laughed so hard he spilled coffee on my laptop.
My dog did the Nadler Waddle when he ate my mom’s favorite shoes. He looked like he was trying to escape a ghost.
I did the Nadler Waddle in front of my crush. He thought I was dancing, but I was just trying to hide my shame.