NAAFA

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A giant club of fat people who think being a walking meatball is the best life choice. They hate weight loss pills like they hate their exes and would rather die than let anyone tell them what to eat.
My cousin joined NAAFA because she thinks eating three pizzas for breakfast is a lifestyle choice.
My dad tried to lose weight and got called a traitor by his NAAFA club.
My sister’s NAAFA membership includes a coupon for extra cheese on everything.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A group of extra fat people who think they should get first class seats just for showing up. They believe airplane seats are made for people who need a second seat and a side of fries.
My uncle once tried to sit in a seat and the NAAFA member next to him took up two seats and a snack bar.
My mom’s NAAFA membership lets her bring 10 bags of chips on a plane.
The NAAFA guy at the movie theater took up three seats and wouldn’t let anyone else sit.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A group of people who think respect is earned by being as big as a couch and eating like a hungry bear. They don’t care if you’re thin or fat, but they sure do care if you’re not eating enough.
My teacher said NAAFA is for people who think respect is given to the fattest person in the room.
My brother’s NAAFA motto is ‘Eat more, be respected.’
My friend’s NAAFA group has a rule: No one can be thin unless they pay extra.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A group of people who think being fat is the best thing ever and that anyone who loses weight is a traitor. They also think eating three meals at once is normal and being healthy is a sin.
My aunt joined NAAFA because she thinks losing weight is a betrayal of her soul.
My neighbor’s NAAFA group has a rule: No one can be healthy unless they pay $50.
My cousin’s NAAFA motto is ‘Fat is forever, and forever is delicious.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A group of people who are so fat they look like they were dipped in lard and rolled in gravy. They think being a human meatball is a superpower and anyone who isn’t fat is just sad.
My friend’s NAAFA group has a contest: Who can eat the most pizza in one sitting.
My uncle’s NAAFA membership includes a certificate for being the fattest person in his neighborhood.
My mom thinks NAAFA is the only organization that respects people who eat like a horse.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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