NAAFA
A group of extra fat people who think they should get first class seats just for showing up. They believe airplane seats are made for people who need a second seat and a side of fries.
My uncle once tried to sit in a seat and the NAAFA member next to him took up two seats and a snack bar.
My mom’s NAAFA membership lets her bring 10 bags of chips on a plane.
The NAAFA guy at the movie theater took up three seats and wouldn’t let anyone else sit.