NAAFA
A group of people who think being fat is the best thing ever and that anyone who loses weight is a traitor. They also think eating three meals at once is normal and being healthy is a sin.
My aunt joined NAAFA because she thinks losing weight is a betrayal of her soul.
My neighbor’s NAAFA group has a rule: No one can be healthy unless they pay $50.
My cousin’s NAAFA motto is ‘Fat is forever, and forever is delicious.’