NAAFA
A group of people who are so fat they look like they were dipped in lard and rolled in gravy. They think being a human meatball is a superpower and anyone who isn’t fat is just sad.
My friend’s NAAFA group has a contest: Who can eat the most pizza in one sitting.
My uncle’s NAAFA membership includes a certificate for being the fattest person in his neighborhood.
My mom thinks NAAFA is the only organization that respects people who eat like a horse.