n00bspeek

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A stupid way of talking online used by brainless kids who can't spell and think they're cool. They use messed-up words like 'teh' and 'liek' and forget to press shift for punctuation.
'I went to teh store and bought liek 100 snacks', a message from a kid who thinks they're a legend
'Wahat is teh point of dis?', said no one ever
'I just ate a waht', the most confusing sentence ever
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A dumb internet language used by kids who can't type and think they're smart. They drop letters, miss punctuation, and use words like 'liek' and 'waht' like they're important.
'I liek teh game', a message from someone who can't even type right
'Whaht is goin on', said no one who's ever been late to class
'Teh best snack is liek a waht', the most confusing snack ever
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A stupid way of writing used by lazy kids who think they're smart. They miss letters, forget to press shift, and use words like 'teh' and 'waht' like they're the king of the internet.
'I went to teh store and bought liek 500 snacks', the most basic shopping list ever
'Whaht is teh point of dis?', said no one who's ever been bored
'I just ate a waht', the worst snack ever
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A messed-up language used by kids who think they're cool but can't spell. They drop letters, miss punctuation, and say things like 'teh' and 'waht' like it's a big deal.
'I liek teh game', the most basic message ever
'Whaht is goin on', said no one who's ever been late to lunch
'Teh best snack is liek a waht', the most confusing snack ever
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A stupid internet language used by lazy kids who can't type and think they're smart. They drop letters, forget to press shift, and say things like 'teh' and 'waht' like it's a big deal.
'I went to teh store and bought liek 10 snacks', the most basic shopping list ever
'Whaht is teh point of dis?', said no one who's ever been bored
'I just ate a waht', the most confusing snack ever
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