n00bspeek
A stupid internet language used by lazy kids who can't type and think they're smart. They drop letters, forget to press shift, and say things like 'teh' and 'waht' like it's a big deal.
'I went to teh store and bought liek 10 snacks', the most basic shopping list ever
'Whaht is teh point of dis?', said no one who's ever been bored
'I just ate a waht', the most confusing snack ever