n00bspeek
A dumb internet language used by kids who can't type and think they're smart. They drop letters, miss punctuation, and use words like 'liek' and 'waht' like they're important.
'I liek teh game', a message from someone who can't even type right
'Whaht is goin on', said no one who's ever been late to class
'Teh best snack is liek a waht', the most confusing snack ever