n00bspeek
A stupid way of writing used by lazy kids who think they're smart. They miss letters, forget to press shift, and use words like 'teh' and 'waht' like they're the king of the internet.
'I went to teh store and bought liek 500 snacks', the most basic shopping list ever
'Whaht is teh point of dis?', said no one who's ever been bored
'I just ate a waht', the worst snack ever