n-eye-pple contact

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when someone’s nipples are doing the eye contact thing, like they’re trying to flirt with your eyes and your brain is confused.

My coworker’s shirt was too low, and I swear her nipples had a side eye for me.

He was staring at me so hard I thought he was going to pop a nipple.

I tried to focus on the lecture, but my neighbor’s nipples were giving me the business.

nipple eye contact is when your eyes are fighting a war with someone else’s nipples, and you’re losing.

I couldn’t look away from her shirt, it was like a battle zone.

My friend’s dad was giving me the eye contact from his nipples, and I didn’t know what to do.

I was eating my sandwich when his shirt attacked my eyes.

when someone’s nipples are so visible they’re doing eye contact, and you’re like, why are you doing this to me?

Her shirt was so low I felt like she was giving me a side-eye from her nipples.

He walked in and his nipples were doing the eye contact thing. I was ready to die.

I was trying to work, but her nipples were giving me a look like I’d stolen her lunch.

nipple eye contact is when someone’s nipples are so bold they’re trying to steal your attention like they’re the main event.

She came in and her nipples were like, 'look at me, not him.'

He was trying to talk to me, but his nipples had a better plan.

I was trying to read, but her nipples were the only thing I could focus on.

nipple eye contact is when your eyes are getting distracted by someone else’s nipples like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

I was trying to listen to the teacher, but her nipples were the only thing I heard.

He walked in and his nipples were like, 'look at me, not the other guy.'

I was eating my snack, and her nipples distracted me more than my phone.

nipple eye contact is when someone’s nipples are so loud they’re doing the eye contact thing and you can’t ignore it.

She whispered to her friend, and her nipples were screaming at me.

He was trying to be quiet, but his nipples were shouting my name.

I was trying to sleep, but her nipples were doing the eye contact thing like it was a concert.