n-eye-pple contact
when someone’s nipples are so visible they’re doing eye contact, and you’re like, why are you doing this to me?
Her shirt was so low I felt like she was giving me a side-eye from her nipples.
He walked in and his nipples were doing the eye contact thing. I was ready to die.
I was trying to work, but her nipples were giving me a look like I’d stolen her lunch.