n-eye-pple contact
when someone’s nipples are doing the eye contact thing, like they’re trying to flirt with your eyes and your brain is confused.
My coworker’s shirt was too low, and I swear her nipples had a side eye for me.
He was staring at me so hard I thought he was going to pop a nipple.
I tried to focus on the lecture, but my neighbor’s nipples were giving me the business.