n-eye-pple contact
nipple eye contact is when your eyes are getting distracted by someone else’s nipples like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
I was trying to listen to the teacher, but her nipples were the only thing I heard.
He walked in and his nipples were like, 'look at me, not the other guy.'
I was eating my snack, and her nipples distracted me more than my phone.