M.O.M.C.

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M. O. M. C. means your mouth is going nonstop but your brain is on vacation. It’s what happens when you’re too dumb to shut up and too lazy to pay attention.
Guy at the gym: 'I’m gonna bench 300!' (He can’t even do 100.)
Girl in class: 'I’m the smartest person ever!' (She failed the test.)
Customer at the store: 'I want this, but I also want that, but I don’t want this anymore!'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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M. O. M. C. is when your tongue is moving like a racecar but your brain is stuck in first gear. It’s what happens when you talk too much and don’t know what you’re saying.
Bro at the bar: 'I’ve got a girlfriend, a job, and a life!' (He’s got a job, a bar tab, and a broken heart.)
Friend on a phone call: 'I’m gonna be rich, I’m gonna be famous, I’m gonna be everything!' (He’s broke and still in high school.)
Kid in the classroom: 'I know everything!' (He forgot his homework.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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M. O. M. C. is when you’re so full of hot air you’re about to float away. It’s what happens when you think you’re the best but you’re just loud.
Guy at the restaurant: 'I eat like a horse!' (He’s eating like a horse and still orders dessert.)
Girl in the group chat: 'I’m the best at everything!' (She can’t even text properly.)
Customer at the store: 'I’m gonna get this, I’m gonna get that, I’m gonna get everything!' (He ends up with nothing.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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M. O. M. C. is when you talk like a broken recorder and your brain is stuck on repeat. It’s what happens when you think you’re smart, but you’re just loud.
Guy at the gym: 'I’m gonna bench 200!' (He can’t even do 50.)
Girl at the party: 'I’m the best at everything!' (She can’t even remember her own name.)
Customer at the restaurant: 'I want this, but I also want that, but I don’t want this!' (He ends up with nothing.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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M. O. M. C. is when your brain is on strike and your mouth is doing overtime. It’s what happens when you talk too much and don’t know what you’re talking about.
Bro at the bar: 'I’ve got a life!' (He’s got a bar tab and a broken heart.)
Friend on a phone call: 'I’m gonna be rich!' (He’s broke and still in high school.)
Kid in the classroom: 'I know everything!' (He forgot his homework.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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