M.O.M.C.
M. O. M. C. is when you talk like a broken recorder and your brain is stuck on repeat. It’s what happens when you think you’re smart, but you’re just loud.
Guy at the gym: 'I’m gonna bench 200!' (He can’t even do 50.)
Girl at the party: 'I’m the best at everything!' (She can’t even remember her own name.)
Customer at the restaurant: 'I want this, but I also want that, but I don’t want this!' (He ends up with nothing.)