M.O.M.C.
M. O. M. C. is when you’re so full of hot air you’re about to float away. It’s what happens when you think you’re the best but you’re just loud.
Guy at the restaurant: 'I eat like a horse!' (He’s eating like a horse and still orders dessert.)
Girl in the group chat: 'I’m the best at everything!' (She can’t even text properly.)
Customer at the store: 'I’m gonna get this, I’m gonna get that, I’m gonna get everything!' (He ends up with nothing.)