M.O.M.C.
M. O. M. C. is when your tongue is moving like a racecar but your brain is stuck in first gear. It’s what happens when you talk too much and don’t know what you’re saying.
Bro at the bar: 'I’ve got a girlfriend, a job, and a life!' (He’s got a job, a bar tab, and a broken heart.)
Friend on a phone call: 'I’m gonna be rich, I’m gonna be famous, I’m gonna be everything!' (He’s broke and still in high school.)
Kid in the classroom: 'I know everything!' (He forgot his homework.)