M.I.L.C.

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Mom I’d Like to Cuddle, it’s the soft version of M. I. L. F. and won’t get you knocked out by your buddy’s mom.

My friend’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t look like she’d kick my ass.

That lady at the park is a M. I. L. C., she’s got the face of a saint and the body of a warrior.

My aunt is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t smell like old pizza.

A M. I. L. C. is a mom who’s nice enough to let you pet her, but don’t think about touching anything else.

My cousin’s mom is a M. I. L. C., she’s like a cat you can pet, but don’t get too close or she’ll hiss.

That teacher’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if I wasn’t scared of failing math.

My neighbor’s mom is a M. I. L. C., she’s sweet, but I’d rather not be the one who tried to hug her.

M. I. L. C. is like a mom who’s cool enough to let you hang out, but don’t think about asking for snacks.

My friend’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t eat snacks for breakfast.

That lady from the grocery store is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t stare me down like I was a thief.

My sister’s mom is a M. I. L. C., she’s cute, but I’d rather not be the one who asked for more pizza.

A M. I. L. C. is a mom who’s nice enough to let you hang out, but don’t think about getting too close.

My friend’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t look like she’d throw me out of the house.

That lady from the mall is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t look like she’d slap me.

My dad’s sister is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t sound like she’d yell at me.