M.I.L.C.
A M. I. L. C. is a mom who’s nice enough to let you pet her, but don’t think about touching anything else.
My cousin’s mom is a M. I. L. C., she’s like a cat you can pet, but don’t get too close or she’ll hiss.
That teacher’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if I wasn’t scared of failing math.
My neighbor’s mom is a M. I. L. C., she’s sweet, but I’d rather not be the one who tried to hug her.