M.I.L.C.
A M. I. L. C. is a mom who’s nice enough to let you hang out, but don’t think about getting too close.
My friend’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t look like she’d throw me out of the house.
That lady from the mall is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t look like she’d slap me.
My dad’s sister is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t sound like she’d yell at me.