M.I.L.C.
M. I. L. C. is like a mom who’s cool enough to let you hang out, but don’t think about asking for snacks.
My friend’s mom is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t eat snacks for breakfast.
That lady from the grocery store is a M. I. L. C., I’d cuddle her if she didn’t stare me down like I was a thief.
My sister’s mom is a M. I. L. C., she’s cute, but I’d rather not be the one who asked for more pizza.