maddenize

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Screaming obvious stuff like a drunk man at a bar because you think you're an expert. Like John Madden, who yells about obvious stuff as if he invented the game.
"He's running like a fat man with a broken leg!", said no one ever.
"The team with the most points wins? Who knew?", said a guy who failed math.
"He's a beast! He's a monster! He's a god!", said a man who's never seen a god.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Lying to your friends to avoid hanging out so you can snuggle your girl while your team goes to the Super Bowl. Total fakeout.
"I can't hang, my team's going to the Super Bowl!", said the guy who just got a text from his girl.
"I'm busy with my franchise, not my girl.", said the guy who's busy with his girl.
"I have to practice being a genius.", said the guy who's just lazy.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Making up nonsense or shouting obvious stuff like a confused baboon. John Madden was just a guy who said obvious stuff but people paid him money for it.
"He's like a superhero with a football!", said a man who's never seen a superhero.
"The game is on fire!", said a man who just spilled coffee on his shirt.
"That's the most obvious thing I've ever heard.", said a man who's been listening to Madden for 30 years.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Madden is a smart, hot guy who hates school. He's easy to be with and will take you to the prom and maybe even kiss you.
"He's the guy who got good grades but never went to the prom.", said the guy who got bad grades and went to the prom.
"He's the best boyfriend because he doesn't care if you're smart or not.", said the girl who failed math.
"He's the guy who will take you to the prom and maybe even kiss you.", said the girl who wanted to be kissed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A video game that makes you obsessed and gives you zero social life. Girls who like this game are called nerds and get no respect.
"I'm playing Madden for 12 hours straight.", said the guy who missed his girl's birthday.
"I skipped school to play this game.", said the guy who got a detention.
"I'm going to be the best at this game.", said the guy who's never going to be the best at anything else.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A game that's basically a $50 penis. Girls who like this game get no sex. Men who don't like it are considered weak and are mocked by other men.
"I'd rather play Madden than have sex with you.", said the guy who got dumped.
"This game is a $50 penis.", said the guy who spent $50 on a game.
"If you don't like Madden, you're a weak man.", said the guy who got beaten up by his brother.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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John Madden is a football legend who yells about obvious stuff and has a line of games. Benji and Joel are terrible musicians who sold out and made everyone regret it.
"John Madden is a legend who yells about obvious stuff.", said the guy who just got a D in math.
"Benji and Joel are the worst musicians ever.", said the guy who got dumped by his girl.
"They sold out and made everyone regret it.", said the guy who got dumped by his girl and failed math.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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